Sunday, October 28, 2007

Tajikistan Day 2

Day Two:

I did an unusual thing and spent the next 12 hours sleeping. When I woke up, it was to the heat of the afternoon. Since there is no large body of water to be found anywhere near the country, it has extremes of heat during the day, and cold during the night.

The food there confirmed its badness with the complimentary breakfast, which would not have passed muster in even the trashiest Motel 6. Also, the business center located in the hotel was laughable. It was a computer hooked up to a slow internet. Porn could be seen in the other window, always. Obviously it was not a particularly strict religious country, and apparently the service there had nothing better to do in the evening than look up pictures of young Russian women's asses.

Eventually my day began and we drove east, away from Dushanbe. Each direction of Dushanbe had a particular city gate to pass through, sort of a throwaway to an earlier time there. This day we spent looking at the Hissar castle, which can be found on the back of their 20 Solomi bill. After paying the youth there about $1, he took us for a very short tour into the place. I got to see firsthand the great hills that I had seen while we travelled the countryside.

Right next to the castle there was a madrassa. As Kevin and I walked towards the madrassa, we saw two relatively scantily clad women walk past us. Apparently they were American, since they looked completely oblivious to everything around them. When we entered the madrassa, we were immediately greeted, since no one seemed to be even remotely busy. An old woman offered to show us around for about $4. Each item in the madrassa was given a poorly spelled computer label. The misspelling had a certain charm to it, like even the word "shoe" being misspelled. With every new item, I wanted to take out my pen and correct it, but I didn't.

Each room brought a new insight into the bleakness that young Muslim scholars encounter. Their lives are filled with these dusty rooms where they study the Koran. In fact, late in their studies they are put into a room with only a Koran to read for forty days. Forty days of reading only the Koran, with only a skylight and a slot for food to be brought into. Finally the tour ended and two young woman were forced into the most awkward picture ever taken ( a promise from my tour guide fulfilled, of getting locals to take a picture with me).

As we drove through the countryside, watching kids in their uniforms walking on the side of the road, I decided I wanted to see some of the marketplaces. We got out of the car and walked around a busy bazaar. When I took a picture, the two most prominent people in the picture shook my hand, happy they were included. Much different than what your average anyone would do in the same situation. My guide informed me that in Tajikistan most of the goods came from either China (with whom Tajikistan shares a border) or from Dubai, which has close ties with the country. He expressed regret that Tajikistani industry could not compete with the flood of cheap goods coming from both these locations.

Eventually after drinking some fruit juice, we drove back to Dushanbe, where the day began to turn odd. First we ate at a Muslim restaurant thankfully. I say thankfully since there was no vodka. Kevin seemed upset about this development. Honestly, I do not feel sad that I didn't drink vodka at 3 in the afternoon.

After lunch we stopped off in my guide's one room apartment. Six people lived there: his wife, his 4 daughters, and himself. He explained that he originally had 11 children, but 7 of them died. That amazed me, that of such a large number, so many would pass away. He introduced me to his second oldest daughter, who was learning English. She said Hello, and thought I was his wife's brother (his wife was considerably fairer skinned than he was). His youngest child woke up, watching Shrek and staring wide eyed at me. After his wife had taken care of the child, she came to make me soup. Somehow Kevin and I began discussing the US. While I ate my soup, he correctly guessed my ethnic origin (I am Polish), which absolutely shocked me. Leaving the apartment complex (for it was a giant Soviet - built one) was overwhelming, seeing the size of it and realizing about 1000 people lived there was sort of humbling.

Tajikistani industry did not have much representation in the colorful countryside bazaars. Where they are represented are in chic clothing outlets in the capital. Hipsters had sprouted out even from the barren land found in Tajikistan, oddly enough. I saw them all over the store, as I purchased what is actually a extremely well tailored little shirt.

His office offered another experience. There I met his boss, who fit the boss mold that exists internationally. A clean nice shirt, expensive hair cut, and a certain upper middle class look about him that could be seen in his glasses. If these were Soviet times, I could not see his boss exisitng. As it was, his boss aparently liked me. I received a tradition square hat from him along with a party invitation. Despite not speaking English, he wanted me there.

Several hours later we went to the party. We met his boss in a shady part of the city where I had never been before. After taking a taxi there, we took another taxi to a small house with several teenagers in front of it. Kevin says "We need to pick something up" with American funk music playing in the background. I try to explain James Brown to him, with him completely not understanding. His boss talks to the teenagers and gets something, no idea what it is or was.

A small, rather Midwestern looking house appears after we pass the tough looking gate. Everyone takes off their shoes before entering the sparse-looking house. I am lead into a room with no furniture and about 10 people, all older than me in it. They are seated around a picnic blanket, with several silver items holdings candies, nuts, fruits, etc.

Kevin explains to me that the party is dedicated to his younger song. In Tajikistan boys are circumcised at age 9, which sounds painful and would really explain why their vodka is so strong.

Suddenly my guide looks at me and says dead seriously:

"Now this is the part of the party where we cut off the tip of your penis."

I sit, frightened. What sort of fucking party did I get invited to? What was it that we picked up? Is there any way to avoid this cruel fate?

"Just kidding" he says, with perfect comic delivery. He then translates this to the people sitting around the blanket and they all laugh. We drink. We drink alot. About 8 shots (shots in Tajikistan are known as tea-cup size). People there express extreme interest in the US, with them choosing out some unusual parts of the US to visit. They choose Las Vegas, love Arnold Schwarznegger (the ruler of California), and want to see Oklahoma? I loved talking to all of them, so I can see my misconceptions of their country, and I explain the ones they have of mine.

The same soup I had at Kevin's apartment earlier in the day is made again. From all the food this day, I am stuffed. I get back to my hotel around midnight to 1 am, and completely pass out.

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